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Silence Trader, And All Of ACP

Keep your mouths shut, Trader, and all of ACP.

Or SWAT will shut it for you once again.

Fast forward a few months later, SWAT is back and stronger than ever. Where is ACP at currently? Well, it wouldn’t be too hard to guess, but they are maxing 12 and launching out less than “intimidating” threats out against SWAT. Trader, for being not even the leader of an army that hasn’t been relevant ever since SWAT started to beat your ass, you’re very arrogant. Now, I’m going to dissect a few statements from Trader that made me lose brain cells.

“In the last war that ACP had with SWAT, you guys claimed victory at every event even the ones we obviously beat you at. In a war again, I hope you’re prepared for us to ignore your petty and irrelevant armies cry for victory.” – Trader

Alright, first of all, the war was not even close or even a discussion. We took all of your 30 servers within 2 weeks, and all the evidence of CLEAR VICTORY for SWAT is on our website, while you didn’t even post half of the battles from the war(weird, right? :s )

I don’t know why i’d beg for money from someone who can’t even afford a good ownership. You have 1 server, Swat.

We definitely do not have 1 server, but what’s funny is that after our war with you a few months ago, you had 0 servers and we were up 30, and we can go 0-100 real quick if you wanna keep talking with them empty-threats just like last time. 😉

The fact of the matter, Trader and ACP, is that you need to speak on your actions and you guys have had no success in defeating SWAT, and you will not have any success doing so in the future.

Trader The Arrogant Follower

Just for you, baby.

Trader tries to think that SWAT is full of multilogs. Without any proof than a fired crazed owner, he fails to gain any. He acts as if ACP is entirely innocent! How sweet. Shall I bring up Funks and his famous multilogs? How about Sercan tweaking those event photos. Truth be told, (something you can’t bear) you’re being carried! To be fair, ACP still hasn’t managed to break into the top 5. Infact, SWAT did pretty bad last week and happened to still beat you in the top ten. It’s like you don’t even try! So please, keep claiming Fort59 is a multilog without evidence. (CPAC posts from over a year ago don’t count!)

Here’s the other deal Trader. I don’t know if you’re delusional, have been dropped on the head as a baby, or are just a full on autistic tween, but I’ve never spoken to you, at all. You must be really messed up to think that I would talk to you out of all people. You’re just a cocky SM follower that is so full of arrogance it gives me a migraine. Oh yeah, not even leader, it’s more like someone who keeps getting carried away into sizes of 12+.

Further and foremost, I’m keeping this quote.

When Apollo got Ice Warriors leader he fed off what was already going on. IW maxed 45-50 before Apollo and 30 after. What a good leader. Apollo cries in my PC everyday asking me why we aren’t friends and that he likes me.

The fact you struggle to have correct adjectives that make a sentence sound more like a real one, not a jumbled mess, makes me cringe. If I don’t recall, IW were getting sizes around 35 and 30. Regardless, I still made the helm quicker than you even got owner in ACP! The answer is actually working hard, something you take for granted and have your little minions do for you. But, at least I can say for the most part, I maintained my army’s sizes. Short or long they didn’t drop 10 like ACP’s when you became leader.

Also, may I add that nulls don’t prove anything. If I understand correctly, (not being the autist you are.) nulls help keep the chat alive. They make the size look bigger to appeal to new recruits to be active and fun, seeing new people join every day. But, I’m sure you’re just rambling because you wish you could get nulls onto your chat, but you’re too small to even have a chat size of 10. The best part is when you have an event, then you drop chat size by 10 and then rage at your owners for not doing well.

And for the love of god, please fix your grammar before I get another migraine from your incompetence to structure a simple sentence or spell a word.

SWAT maxes 35-40.

ACP gets like 10.

I reckon you don’t try to act all big when you’re barely even an army anymore.

As they say..

Karma always comes back to bite you in the ass when you think you have it good.

Adios Squeaker.

Apollo – SWAT Leader


Hello Agents!

Today we logged on for our scheduled practiced battle for the Dark Warriors. They failed to show up, but this was funny to me because they showed up last Friday when we were only hitting around 20, and now they don’t attend when we get bigger. Scared much?? Anyways, we did awesome maxing 40 and averaging 33-35 the entire battle. Great job, SWAT!

ACP maxes 15 and talks mad smack about us, yet we max 40 and I still have yet to post invasions. You can hate on me all you want, but I’m one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet, ACP!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

More Ranting From ACP, Still Irrelevant

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ACP – The Most Irrelevant Army On Earth

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Temporary Retirement

I’m busy irl, so I’m retiring for a while.

Autists Of Club Penguin

All the proof you have of SWAT multilogging is that we max more than ACP. You call out Apollo for multilogging, but you’re sucking Mustaphas dick constantly. If you want to talk about the past then lets talk about the past. The last time ACP reached first was because of your multilogs, you even banished Skyfish for exposing you. You’re one of them armies that accuse every one of multilogging because you’re small. SWAT doesn’t bot recruit, or autotype, so all our recruits come from xat chats and DSGHQ has constantly said they would ban any troop in SWAT from OldCP. You’re mad because SWAT has grown and if we were “multilogging”, SWAT would be maxing the same as DCP right now. The past is the past, but if you want to still accuse us with no evidence then we will do the same. I remember you were bitching about not getting ACP leader with Maxy, but when you got it you didn’t do anything for Maxy. Most armies put nulls on chat because it motivates troops when they see bigger sizes. I’m pretty sure ACP do it as well and DCP have been caught doing it. It isn’t the same as multilogging because your chat sizes don’t effect anything. Please stop being idiotic by accusing us of stuff we haven’t done. It wouldn’t surprise me if you started saying ‘SWAT is back again for the 100th time xdxdxd’, like all the retards in this community. Come up with some proof and stop using insults that are 2 years old. ACP needs to stop taking the morale high ground like this is 2011 because you have cheated as much as other armies. You call yourselves the “good guys”, but there is no good or bad guys in Club Penguin.