As of yesterday,

Me, Jes, Mickey, Lego And Ganger90 all went up on stage to do a podcast!

We picked up on the discussion of POM and Coolguys Retirement Event. The podcast took place on March 30th 2023 At 8:00 PM EST.

After 8:30 we transitioned on over to Club Penguin to battle the Penguins Of Madagascar. It was an amazing battle but sadly, neither team won after all 3 rooms being a tie.

With the tied game out of the way, Ganger90 spoke to us about the war and reasonings for the war. It was an amazing experience going up on stage and doing this podcast.

If you couldnt tune in, the podcast is on youtube! Click on the video to play it


The Actual Podcast Starts at the timeframe 12:10. (We had to prep my country style gravy)

Anyways, If you like this type of content from SWAT please leave your opinion down in the comments! It will help us tweak what we could do better and what you liked about it!

This is agent ggogle signing out!

✪】[AUSIA] Operation: Sanctum of Stolen Troops

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Today was remarkable for the AUSIA Division of the Special Weapons And Tactics Army of Club Penguin! Today, March 28, 2023, at 9:00 AM EST we logged in to the server Klondike for our incursion of Sanctum of Penguins against Penguins of Madagascar. War is upon us and we have continued to fight courageously. We were able to max 25 spirited SWAT Agents to invade our enemies and send off SWAT Legend Coolguy. After a skirmish, we became the victors of this land and successfully expanded our territory. This marks our largest AUSIA max of the month! However, our proudest achievement of this event was accomplishing our most extraordinary mission – having fun! Thank you to all the spectacular SWAT Agents that attended this awesome event! REMINDER – We have a MASSIVE Invasion of POM coming up. Make sure to attend to help us rise even further!

Max: 25

Warm-Up Room: Ice Berg

Room One: Forrest

Room Two: Pet Shop

Room Three: Dojo

Battle Verdict

Great event SWAT, and an incredible victory. Hoo Rah. Let’s continue this upward MOMENTUM. We have some more battles in the War of Conquest in our sights, and we are ready will ALL flippers on deck. Happy holidays. Until next time. #FIGHT4SWAT

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SWAT Greatest Leader + Legend

Coolguy’s Retirement – The Reign Comes To An End

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Disclaimer, this was a work in progress for a while so whatever the reason for me retiring from SWAT may be, even if it may not be a retirement, I do have the same message, nothing changes.

Hello SWAT, as you can probably tell from the title, I will be retiring from SWAT. As for armies well, I will not say that if the right opportunity occurred that I would not consider it as we are all human and I do not like saying things and then going against them later on and this may be in 2 months or 2 years or even 2 days or minutes and if I do know then I probably feel like it’s best not to be mentioned LOL so who knows. What I do know is that while there are few things in life that you cannot be sure of there is one thing I am sure of. SWAT has been a home to me since I joined back into this new generation and I will not forget it. I know we’ve had…and I, personally, have had some tough times in SWAT but I won’t say when or why exactly because it is in the past and we all move on from the past. However, I hope none of you forgets me despite me being in the past as I aimed to make a difference for each troop and while I am not delusional enough to think that I impacted everyone, I would hope that I have helped some of you in your SWAT journeys and I’ll always be around if any of you need me in the future because I genuinely do care for everyone in SWAT.

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Farewell to a Friend.

Coolguy, oh Coolguy. I never thought this moment would come. Coolguy the 65th Commander-In-Chief (according to the simp list at least), you have led through so many eras of this current generation of SWAT and witnessed the rise and fall of many individuals that have entered leadership alongside you. I personally have known you since 2020, and we were never very close back then. I remember leading Crystal Cowboys/Coup Crusaders with you and having our first massive uproar. That caused our relationship to be quite rocky for some time, which I understand in retrospect. Despite all of our ups and downs, you have always been a genuine person, a dependable co-leader, and a good friend to me. You have a way with words, especially metaphors and I cannot wait to read your retirement post for an hour before I need to take a break from reading it due to how long it most certainly will be. You are a very fiercely opinionated person and I have always respected that about you. You are undeniably consistent and persistent, and you always do what you feel is right for SWATs sake. I admire your longevity in the army, you have secured the longest consecutive reign in SWAT history. Plus look at how cute your lil penguin avatar is:

Your journey in SWAT has surpassed the tenure of ALL other leaders in the CPPS era, with the exception of Ganger90 of course. You have managed to stay motivated, active, and determined for a whopping THREE years of service. We may have had our share of petty arguments, but we were always loyal to SWAT at the end of the day. Your loyalty ran so deep were the only SWAT leader to log on to the Subzero CPPS to fight against ACP during the Flash Nemesis War. Jokes aside, I will always appreciate the quirky tenacious attitude you brought to the army. This sounds like something you would say: when the sun sets, it always returns, and that is true about you. You are retiring but you will always be a member of SWAT at heart, and you will always be welcome home to an army that you put countless hours of your life into.

I appreciate you postponing your retirement so that you could continue to support SWAT in this current state of war. That was a very selfless act and I am very grateful for you doing so even in your last weeks as SWAT Commander-In-Chief. I understand that you are ready to go. You have led with SammieDC, xfastx, Stare3000, aubzxo/fafflez, Hiroyuki, Kaliee770, MagicalMary/Belts, Firestar08, Susej, Legoman (HOO RAH!), Graceee, Camotes, ASTRO, TD9999/Monstah, L90, Jak0b_TFG, Pandor, Toxic Storm (Manifestation of God Almighty), Rye Bread, Oli129, Logical, Bull Hour and of course THE Ganger90. At the risk of sucking at math, I’m pretty sure that’s 23 people. Damn you’ve been around the block. You have watched people like me rise up from being a noob to becoming a SWAT Legend, and you have witnessed many SWAT members become prodigies of modern-day CPA. You have truly seen it all. I would put some form of an anime reference here for you now, but I don’t watch anime so here’s a picture of I think the guy in your pfp??

I looked up blonde anime boy so if this ain’t the dude my bad

Anime boys aside, thank you for putting up with me, and leading alongside me, and thank you for being your pure and authentic self. I know we have had our differences in the past, but I am glad to see how you have grown since we first met in 2020. You have gone through a remarkable journey and I am glad to have been a side character in the Book of Coolguy. Thank you for letting me experience this journey with you. Saying that it has been a WILD three years is such an understatement. The outside community can not begin to understand what it is like. You have always been firm and grounded in your beliefs despite all adversity, like a lone oak tree in deserted woods standing strong against the perils of a vicious thunderstorm. (Sorry CG the metaphors are your thing – cut me some slack I’m trying my best). You are remarkable and I could not have asked for a better co-leader and companion. Even though you are retiring, your presence will still be felt within SWAT, and your memories will be celebrated eternally.

Below are a few memories I hope you keep with you from your time in SWAT:

SWATs current gens first event
Coup Crusaders under CG
Crystal Cowboys HOO RAH
SWAT vs WV 2020
DCP PB 2020
ACP PB 2020

One Slice Too Many » Special Weapons & Tactics (clubpenguinswat.com)

First CPR event
RIP susej
Operation: Templaria 2021
SWAT reopening event MCLover2k12 is my IRL Brandon
Coolguy getting pinged anytime ANYONE in the server leveled up
67 on CPF cough cough
Best qotd tbh
Maxing 48
LC 2022
This is my IRL friend
Bro I laughed for like 5 mins
Welcome faster!!
Gangers return 2020
CC 2022
Ganger pissing on vc with Icey when we were trying to talk abt war
RIP Foreign Relations God
Another IRL friend blocked coolguy due to DM spam
Best person to be inducted alongside

The SWAT Ceremony of 2022 Information/✯Legends Inductions December 2022✯ » Special Weapons & Tactics (clubpenguinswat.com)

War vs ACP HF Templars and the other one
Coolguy the 3rd best egirl
We will.

These are only a fraction of the vast memories you have accumulated over your lengthy operations in SWAT. This list was assembled in one night, so forgive me if I forgot any pictures you wanted to see. I hope you can look back on your time in SWAT fondly, I know myself and so many other members of SWAT have found a great friend in you. Thank you Coolguy, for your steadfast loyalty and dedication to this legendary army. May you and your contributions always be remembered within SWAT and the outer-community. Mobties forever. #DOITFORCOOLGUY

SWAT Battle Training 25/03/23 (UK)

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Today, SWAT logged on for battle training because cpab was down when we were meant to be defending our land, however, we logged on after and made a successful training out of it with an amazing amount of people coming to celebrate SWAT and the values which it holds as well as coming to help us out!

Maximum: 31

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Invasion Of Dreaming City (UK) 24/03/23

On Friday, SWAT logged on to invade dreaming city, the land that is rightfully ours to steal from the treacherous POM army. Let’s see how we did in this battle.

Maximum: 24

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(UK) Invasion of POM Land 22/03/23

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On Wednesday, we logged on for a UK training event as we aimed to take down POM by successfully invading another piece of land. How did this event turn out? Well, see for yourself in the pictures below.

Maximum: 19

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✪】[US] Operation: Buzzed on Cream Soda

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Today was a phenomenal day for the newly-reopened US Division of the Special Weapons And Tactics Army of Club Penguin. Today, March 22, 2023, at 8:00 PM EST we logged in to the server Klondike for our defense of Cream Soda. War is upon us and we will fight valiantly. We were able to max 23 devoted SWAT Agents for this enjoyable event, and successfully defend our sovereign nation. However, our proudest achievement of this event was accomplishing our greatest mission – having fun! Thank you to all the stupendous SWAT Agents that attended this awesome event! REMINDER – We have a MASSIVE Invasion of POM coming up. Make sure to attend to help us rise even further!

Max: 23

Warm-Up Room: Ice Berg

Room One: Docks

Room Two: Dojo

Room Three: Mine

Event Video

Special thanks to awesome SWAT Staff Member, Akio, for recording this!

Battle Results

Great performance today, SWAT. Congrats to all those who received DOUBLE promotions. A special thanks to Aisha, Zooy, A®¢ha̸_€, and of course LEGOMAN for taking event pictures and another massive thank you to Akio for recording the battle. Let’s continue this upward MOMENTUM. We have some more battles in the War of Conquest in our sights, and we are ready will ALL flippers on deck. Happy holidays. Until next time. #FIGHT4SWAT

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Supreme Minister of War
SWAT Greatest Leader + Legend

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US Defense of Dubai (US) 20/03/22

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On Monday, we took to Crazy Penguin Aristocrats Battleground as we aimed to defend our land against POM who think they have what it takes to defeat the almighty SWAT. Spoiler alert, we don’t back down without a fight, not even if it means burning down armies along the way.

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