Declaration of the Solution: Resolution War

Hello, agents!

Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) has been bothered by this former ally who has only given a grain in exchange for our courtesy, aid, and wisdom. As a consequence, SWAT is now in a state of war.

Table of Contents

  1. Synopsis
  2. Revision of Relationship
  3. War Terms
  4. Upcoming Battles
  5. Insight: SWAT on the Map


The Dark Pirates of Club Penguin (DPCP), popularly abbreviated as DPC or just DP, has been overly competitive in the community, supporting its other allies. They have neglected the support SWAT provided them with. Other allies of this target had not contributed to their ally as much as SWAT had the Dark Pirates are also known for sending war plans against innocent armies such as the Winged Hussars (WH) in public chats. This diplomacy is unacceptable to us. While we progress to create friendly relations with the Hussars, the Dark Pirates might hinder the pathway.

Revision of Relationship

SWAT has supported the Dark Pirates with sizes, even immediately before times of battle. This alliance was short-lived. However, other allies of the Dark Pirates were even shorter. SWAT also sent large extracts of useful Discord bot code to help resource the DPC Discord Bot, especially event-related commands. Furthermore, even after the alliance concluded, Ganger90 and Legoman from SWAT repeatedly showed their love to DPC. Ganger90 used to send “DPC” in the chat, motivating other DPC troops. Legoman was helping the Dark Pirates by aiming to get Pirate of the Week. After all this, DPC concluded the alliance by hiding the truth. The Dark Pirates claim that they want neutral relationships with SWAT. However, this is not plausible; they send tactics against SWAT. Under DPC’s new leadership, the army was no longer shrewd with its diplomacy.

The Truth: Later, it turned out that the Dark Pirates finished the alliance to “gain more attention in the army society”.

Dark Pirates, breaking the alliance to seek attention certainly did not work out! The other person in the conversation is unknown.
Announcement of terminating the alliance.
DPC receiving support from SWAT.
DPC executing tactics to portray hate against SWAT. Wasn’t the army relationship supposed to be neutral after the alliance terminated?
Why are the Dark Pirates inciting hate against SWAT when a special discussion about their 1st anniversary is occurring? This is the army’s anniversary, cherish it with positivity!
Why terminate a brilliant alliance to fuel another ally’s satisfaction? The Dark Pirates lack fraternity.

War reason in short: Hateful tactics against SWAT; unfairly using SWAT as an ally, giving a grain in exchange for great support; breaking alliance because they wanted more attention in the army community.

War Terms

  1. Involvement of troops not enlisted in either army is not allowed. Meaning, allies are not allowed. Visitors to an army are not allowed either. Therefore, this is a 1V1 war.
  2. Withdrawal from this conflict for any reason and in any shape or form, such as withdrawing from the server map or the CPA league, shutting the army down, failing to attend 3 battles in a row, and so on, will constitute a forfeit of the war.
  3. Following this declaration, armies may not merge into another army until the war concludes. Any merger during the war will be considered invalid.
  4. Following this declaration, armies may not transfer land to another army until the war concludes. Any transfer of land during the war will be considered invalid. Meaning, all lands are locked.
  5. The losing or forfeiting army in this conflict must accept the terms of a force treaty imposed by the winning force.
  6. All scheduled invasions within this war must be scheduled on the Club Penguin Army Battleground (CPAB) Club Penguin private server (CPPS). Use of other private servers or games is prohibited in this war.
  7. Any attempt to exploit loopholes will result in an automatic defeat.
  8. Violation of any rules of the Club Penguin Army Battleground game will constitute a forfeit from the war.
  9. This is a map war. Therefore, all Club Penguin Armies (CPA) army league map rules apply.

Upcoming Battles

SWAT has scheduled the following battles immediately, initiating the war…

Battle 1

Invasion of Glaciar
Sunday, June 10th, 2024, 05:00 PM UTC
(01:00 PM EST, 10:30 PM IST, 01:00 AM SGT)

Battle 2

Invasion of Sleet
Tuesday, June 12th, 2024, 05:00 PM UTC
(01:00 PM EST, 10:30 PM IST, 01:00 AM SGT)

Battle 3

Invasion of Frozen
Thursday, June 14th, 2024, 05:00 PM UTC
(01:00 PM EST, 10:30 PM IST, 01:00 AM SGT)

We request all agents to report at these events upon call.

“The army community thinks SWAT is tactically the worst army, and we will prove that we are not. While they have not presented a valid reason for statement, we already know that the Dark Pirates suffer when they do not have allies. The Dark Pirates are also tactically weak, sharing war plans against other armies in public chats. SWAT alone without allies can win against the Dark Pirates, considering we have been above them in Weekly Top Tens all time and have won all practice battles we have had against them. We hope June 2024 to be an amazing month for our troops! While it is worth remembering that we must not underestimate our enemies, we must perform our best, as many unpredictable things might happen.”

Fun X Time
SWAT Commander-in-Chief

Insight: SWAT on the Map

Additionally, we would like to bring attention to the Agents about recent changes to SWAT’s territories!

SWAT currently possesses the following territories:

  1. Outback (Capital)
  2. Blizzard (Co-capital)
  3. Cozy
  4. Permafrost
  5. Deep Freeze
  6. Olympia

The Empire page of SWAT has been updated to reflect these changes.

We wish our Agents and the Dark Pirates the best of luck for the war. Agents, please approach events as soon as you receive the call! We have the probability to win against the rival only when determination is abundant.

Thank you,
The SWAT Corporation!

No Thunder Without a Storm.

✪】 Attention agents this is not a drill

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As of May 22, 2023, the Sapphire Concordat – consisting of the Special Weapons and Tactics alongside our Brother Allies, the People’s Imperial Confederation – hereby declares a state of WAR on the Dark Vikings.

SWAT has been very openly against the dim-witted Dark Vikings for a long period of time now. In 2022 the Dark Vikings relied on their allies to boost them through a war with SWAT, as they were desperate for any semblance of relevance. They attempted to name servers very inhumane and offensive things, as well as engaging in a plethora of other controversial behaviors. To cite a few, the Dark Vikings have notably harbored doxxers in their leadership, partook in underhanded tactics, and stroked their egos off of their “success.” This ends now. Originally, this would have spawned a war in early February but in a feat of cowardice, the Dork Vikings removed themselves from the CPA Map. This forced us to go against the Rebel Penguin Federation as they were the only other army SWAT was not in a treaty with that was present on the map.

Since their departure from the CPA Map in February, the Dark Vikings have refused to return, and have continued their egregious behaviors. In recent days they have now turned their sights against our Brother Ally, the unwavering People’s Imperial Confederation. Despite losing to the PIC in the AUSIA Arena tournament, Dark Vikings leader and local numbskull Krosive started relentlessly insulting our longtime allies and my personal friends. The Dark Vikings have shown that they are incapable of accepting defeat, as they delusionally claim victory following their constant failures. Dark Vikings have consistently shown their lack of maturity, and their inflated egos are far larger than their maxes will ever be. This war will henceforth be known as the Bloodbath Barrage.

Bloodbath Barrage Terms

I. Both allies and dual-enlists are allowed.
II. If any army, other than PIC, SWAT, and DV, decides to join the war on either side, they will have to follow the same set of terms.
III. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance with CPAJ, failure to do so will invalidate the scheduling. Leaders of the opposing army must be notified in CPAJ.
IV. No doxxing, ddosing, botting, discord server raiding, harassment, multilogging, or cheating of any form.
V. A withdrawal from this conflict for any reason and in any shape or form (e.g., withdrawing from the war, ghosting battles up to 3 battles in a row, etc.) will constitute a forfeit of the war.
VI. All CPA Battleground rules apply to each battle.
VII. Each army may only schedule one battle for each timezone per day (EX only one EU invasion can be held per day by one army etc)
VIII. The losing army in this conflict must accept the treaty terms provided by the winning army

(Due to the Dark Vikings holding no servers SWAT and PIC have taken the liberty of naming their servers)

✪ Invasion of DV’s Copium Factory ✪

Wednesday, May 24
9 AM EST | 2 PM UK

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SWAT Council

✪】[US] Operation: Buzzed on Cream Soda

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Today was a phenomenal day for the newly-reopened US Division of the Special Weapons And Tactics Army of Club Penguin. Today, March 22, 2023, at 8:00 PM EST we logged in to the server Klondike for our defense of Cream Soda. War is upon us and we will fight valiantly. We were able to max 23 devoted SWAT Agents for this enjoyable event, and successfully defend our sovereign nation. However, our proudest achievement of this event was accomplishing our greatest mission – having fun! Thank you to all the stupendous SWAT Agents that attended this awesome event! REMINDER – We have a MASSIVE Invasion of POM coming up. Make sure to attend to help us rise even further!

Max: 23

Warm-Up Room: Ice Berg

Room One: Docks

Room Two: Dojo

Room Three: Mine

Event Video

Special thanks to awesome SWAT Staff Member, Akio, for recording this!

Battle Results

Great performance today, SWAT. Congrats to all those who received DOUBLE promotions. A special thanks to Aisha, Zooy, A®¢ha̸_€, and of course LEGOMAN for taking event pictures and another massive thank you to Akio for recording the battle. Let’s continue this upward MOMENTUM. We have some more battles in the War of Conquest in our sights, and we are ready will ALL flippers on deck. Happy holidays. Until next time. #FIGHT4SWAT

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Supreme Minister of War
SWAT Greatest Leader + Legend


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✪】[AUSIA] Unscheduled Defense Against ACP

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Good afternoon SWAT! After taking on four armies in the span of a few days; we took on ACP to defend our sovereign territory. Assuming that our defense force wouldn’t be ready at any given moment or time, they were sorely mistaken. We put up a great fight and proved that unscheduled or not, we will not let our land go freely. Great job to everyone that attended! Unfortunately, not many pictures were taken for this event however,

Here are some pictures from the event!

MAX: 19

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✪】[AUSIA] SWAT vs. the Community

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Good morning SWAT! Following declarations of war from ACP, TCP and DV (with support from HF), our AUSIA Division was set to face virtually the entire community in the Defence of Sapphire Mines. We logged onto Klondike on the 22nd of December, 2022, for a battle in which we faced overwhelming odds. We turned the battle into a close contest despite a considerable size deficit as we fought ferociously. Massive thanks to every SWAT troop in attendance, you nearly made Calgo smash his laptop a second time! Make sure you attend our Invasion of Kościuszko at 4:00 PM EST!

Max Size: 32

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✪】 Defense of Ice Shelf 7/8/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, June 8, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a massive war battle against the heathen army known as the Templars. Though this defense was deemed “unsuccessful,” it still taught us that together our force can max an extremely large number of penguins. We maxed thirty strong and mighty penguins, showing our strength.

If you failed to read our previous post we are in a state of WAR known as Operation: Templaria throughout the entire Special Weapons and Tactics nation. We shall rally all of our glorious empire and summon them in their masses to quench the futile might of the dastardly Templars. We are strong. We are united. We are SWAT.

Max: 30, Avg: 27

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SWAT Commander-in-Chief

✪】 SWAT AUSIA Training 7/6/21

✪】 Attention agents:

Today, July 6, 2021, the Special Weapons and Tactics Team logged in to Club Penguin Rewritten on the server Ascent to have a very successful AUSIA training! A massive round of applause to all of the loyal SWAT agents who assisted us on our operation, and especially to those from other timezones who stayed up. SWAT Family Forever.

Max: 17, Avg: 15

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SWAT Commander-in-Chief

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One Slice Too Many

Pizza Federation is a small army that goes around maxing 10 maybe a tiny bit more yet “get lucky” when tournaments come around like Beach Brawl, Fight or Fright, Christmas Chaos? They have inflated numbers in tournaments yet when they come out of tournaments they’re weak and pathetic. Take the Beach Brawl for example, suddenly maxed approx 25 after maxing 5-12 consistently and what happened after the tournament??? They fell yet again but kept running their mouths off acting like big shots, getting into places they shouldn’t be getting into. We’ve seen your big act and we’re calling your bluff.

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War Training Mission

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Hello, Special Agents.

As I’m sure most of you know, we have entered war with the evil Anti-CP (ACP). Today we held a full contact war training mission on Mammoth. It wasn’t our best event, but we did alright. We maxed 25 and performed some pretty nice tactics. However, two of our leaders weren’t at this mission. I know that once we have the complete leadership present, we will be unstoppable.






Comment if you came!

We will show Anti-CP no mercy during this war. We also expect for their evil forces to show us no mercy. Keep your guards up, special agents. Good work today!

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