✪】02/06/22 Battle vs Lime Green Army

Today, we battled the Lime Green Army in what turned out to be a battle full of surprises. From late starts to voided rooms this battle had it all, however, the SWAT troops fought hard even when they were getting logged out or their game freezing! SWAT troops stuck it out and kept coming back to put up a real fight!

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Good game and congrats to Lime Green army for winning the battle! Although it wasn’t the best battle, both armies gave it their all despite everything that was thrown at us! The SWAT Team truly never gives up and neither will any of our opponents in battle! Make sure you’re keeping an eye on the server for our next event.

   SWAT FOREVER

~ Coolguy

I love unbiased media

I love unbiased media.

I initially wrote this as a draft the day of the CPAHQ post regarding the Club Penguin Forever drama, but saw no reason to actually publicize it. In line of recent events with CPAHQ’s bias only growing stronger I thought it would be fun to enlighten the community to the shortcomings of their media tom-foolery. 


<Written May 28, 2022>

First I will be presenting all of the shortcomings present in the “unbiased” post. The sole purpose of CPF creating the entire Snowball was specifically for army use. We already have Blizzard, which is utilized for day to day use. Perhaps this could have been better communicated with the community that it is exclusively for armies but go cry about it if it makes you feel better. I also enjoy how it was never once mentioned that between our first and second event an anti-multilogging system was put into place on the server Snowball. Why only Snowball? Because myself and Floogal play this game with our friends at school. Seethe. CPForever was created by myself, Amman, Lola, Julian and Saber on April 25, 2022. This CPPS has only been launched for roughly a month but has still amounted a very solid playerbase. Once rejoining SWAT, I presented the idea of both entities growing alongside one another. The reality was that I have accomplished my goal and need no approval from a lovely top ten post. SWAT maxed 45 one week then 67 the next. These are the largest numbers in recent SWAT history. 

“Legoman is of course famed for being a leader of the most recent generation of the Night Warriors, which shut after being hit by significant multilogging allegations.” I did graphics for Night Warriors and led for an interview, but go off king. Thanks for calling me famous tho, really hiked up my already massive ego.

“Shockingly, if players did not get into the SWAT uniform, they were informed they would be removed from the server.” Server Snowball is just for armies, I personally was not aware of the removal until I received the pop-up, and you can view the attached video to see it was not myself executing the !broadcast commands.

“SWAT reached a total size of 68 penguins online, and despite not reaching the 80 penguins needed for the nitro giveaway, still gave away three nitro’s on the CP Forever Discord.” Ohhhhhh. I forgot it was criminal behavior to incentivize troops. How dare we offer rewards for promoting an army and a game at the same time. Nitro is a futile argument. Stop making a bigger issue and Vc up with me then we can talk big shawty.

“Some of the casual players seemed to be uncomfortable with needing to join the SWAT Discord server in order to receive their in-game coins.” It’s the screenshot of three messages by one person. It was clearly communicated that this was an army event in our announcements channel. This community has not yet experienced armies so confusion is warranted.

“unethical abuse of power.” Love my morals!

“Legoman used his status as an admin of CPF to falsely inflate SWATs sizes by virtue of promising in-game currency and Discord Nitro.” Again bringing up nitro. I’ve been MIA for a minute are y’all really telling me nitro is outlawed? Or is it just conveniently a big deal when I get into the picture? Seems inconsistent.

“It is another case of a shady figure in our community attempting to cheat the system in his seemingly endless quest to be labelled as an ‘army legend’.” Dirty ass nails babygirl you need to back up. Army Legend isn’t even my goal anymore but go off queen. I rejoined SWAT to have one final Hoo Rah within SWAT, not the army community. Cheating the system is hardly what I would say, especially when I specifically reached out to Spotty and DMT with inquiries regarding the removal of the Yukon sanctions from CPF. DMT acted as a self-righteous arbiter of CPPS justice as he proclaimed that multilogging needed to be removed off of all servers. As stated prior, when myself and my friends logon from our school it does not allow more than one of us to connect to the game at a single time, rendering it unplayable. DMT has no jurisdiction to tell myself and Club Penguin Forever how to run our game.

“This chicanery will not be tolerated by the community.” Girl bye you just said chicanery unironically go sit down.

“Have CPPS administrators offer items such as Discord Nitro for attendees Any attempts to find loopholes around this new rule can and will result in a complete ban of the associated CPPS.” Once again, why would Discord Nitro remotely be an issue if armies have using it the entire CPPS era. Throwback to the Amazon Gift Cards era! Love to see it!

“With this new Top Ten regulation going into effect immediately, the Special Weapons and Tactics will not be featured in tomorrow’s edition of the Top Ten Armies.” My guy forgot about our training on Wednesday that got 10. Go ahead and turn around.

“There is no doubt about their unethical use of the CP Forever platform to unfairly boost their sizes, and it will surely be met with distaste from other armies in the community that continue to operate within the respected ethical guidelines.” That’s the thing homie, is it not accurate that armies DM advertise and recruit from all the major CPPSes? So doing it on a wider scale is inherently bad. We are simply eliminating the middle man in this scenario.

“Will SWAT continue to use CP Forever, or will they revert back to CP Army Battleground?” I love this line because it truly shows how much research HQ did. We literally hosted a training on Battleground on Wednesday. There is no reverting back taking place. We have been using battleground ever since our return event, CP Forever was a method of doing massively hyped weekend events.

 

<Written June 2, 2022>

Oh wow [max]. Love how you are trying to exact your own personal vendetta for being banned from a discord server within your news site. I thought I was the one committing “flagrant abuses of power” tho???? All you king.

“We’ve heard rumours that a conflict between SWAT and the Secret Service could be brewing following your inauguration, what are your thoughts on this?” Damn I lead SWAT and haven’t heard those rumors. Guess I’m out of the loop. Clownemoji. Stop trying to instigate conflicts within your posts g. Go ahead and turn around.

“Will he be able to ensure the organic growth he’s promised for SWAT, or will Legoman turn to CP Forever for future events?” Looks like someone isn’t very well updated. Granted he and his pals were banned by SWAT Godfather Stare3000. SWAT has maxed 17 at an AUSIA Training and 22 at a UK Training both held on Club Penguin Army Battleground. *gasps in french.* Looks like we are already rolling in the organic growth, but some people refuse to see and accept it.

Keep my name in your mouth, it gives me stuff to talk about.