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✪】12/2/22 [UK] Operation: Formation Training

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Today was an absolutely stellar day for the UK Division of the Special Weapons And Tactics Army of Club Penguin. Today, December 2, 2022 at 4:00 PM EST we logged in to further continue our vivacious expeditions and expand our vast array of formations. Since our previous event we managed to add an extra ten troops to our attendance roster. Most of all we were able to accomplish our greatest mission – having fun! Thank you to all the loyal SWAT Agents that attended this incredible event! REMINDER – We have a MASSIVE Return Event for our Creator Ganger90 Saturday, 3PM EST. Make sure to attend to help us rise even further!

Max: 26

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Well, this has been a pretty fun almost four or so weeks.

Basically, I’m here to say that I’ll be stepping down from my leader position and passing my torch onto the new generation. I wanted to stay until you guys were in a sufficient enough spot where I thought you all would be fine on your own, and I believe you all are now in good hands. The leaders,owners, mods are all superb and put in so much work on a daily basis, it’s really impressive.

I was genuinely surprised at how well we did from the start, it was crazy how we made such a huge rise suddenly. I mean on our very first event we got almost 50 on a notice of less than 24 hours, which is really something else.

It’s been a seriously fun ride, I was just here making memes while taking it semi-seriously like I do usually and we managed to create something awesome. All of you guys are genuinely awesome people and troops, and I’ve genuinely enjoyed my time here

I cba making lengthy retirement posts, I have more fun meme’ing instead so I’ll end it off like so.


Just remember, SWAT is forever


p.s.: Stop saying SWAT means scargo wants a taco, I said that ONCE as a meme, please stop, it’s literally the unfunniest thing I’ve ever said in my life.

Also Unfinished business was the worst motto ever thought of. Unchained >>>>>> Unfinished business.

Signing off

~S Cargo2, former SWAT leader/legend


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Today we hosted our return event, on a short notice of less than 24 hours and did EXCEPTIONALLY well

This far exceeded what I had anticipated despite the short notice

We averaged 46 and maxed 48

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This is now our backup website [Official Backup Site for SWAT]

We got our old site back so this is a backup incase anything happens.

Our new website [Reason Explained]

Hello SWAT troop, Lights here to bring you some important information. It is about our new website and why we have this new website. Click “Read More” for the reasoning behind this new website.

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[Results of the past week] and NEW SITE!!


Hello SWAT,

Today, we forgot to log on for our 7:00 invasion, and we defended against the Golds on Slushy at 8:30. We maxed 15, and averaged 12, in a close battle that resulted in a SWAT win. Read on for pictures.


Hello SWAT, we just defended one of our servers Wool Socks outscoring the Golds very badly. The Golds are turning into the Molds HeHe. Click on “Read More” for pictures.

*Note: This was an Ausia defense.


Great event.


Invasion of FROZEN [RESULTS]:

Hello SWAT!

Today, after losing two UK battles, and after Golds pathetically tried to change times on us with the defense of Outback (lol), we came on to invade Frozen. At first we were looking a bit small, with sizes of 17, but then we bumped it up to 22, and towards the end of the battle Golds dropped down to 20, giving us the win. Although we were losing, we matched Golds’ US force, and showed them who’s going to come out on top, whether they have a good UK force or not. I’m proud that we didn’t give up, and just because of that we got a close win. Read on for pictures.

May I also remind you that the Golds critize SWAT for using event helpers when they don’t keep track of how many event helpers they use. How pathetic.

May I even remind you and the people of CPAC that Golds like to take part in ddosing people, because of their nature from DW. Taco/Simon has his bitch, serpent, that he fucks every night with Andrew, ddos SWAT Leader, Benjarkin, and myself.

How low Golds? Find something better to do with your time.

Hell Will Be Unleashed.


UK Defenses Of Parka, Walrus, and Outback [Results]:

Hello SWAT.

Bad here. Just saying I’m not that happy with what I saw from the UK today. If we are going to win this war, then we need to step it up. Only our US can’t win the war for us. Anyways, here’s some results from today.

Starz: In my defense, I’m an idiot. (wary) I also added pictures.

Defense Of Parka

Maxed 4.

No pictures.

Defense Of Walrus

We did great maxing 12+, averaging 10+, but Golds edged us out slightly, and they win Walrus.


Defense Of Outback

Lol Golds. Trying to change times on us? May have had Starz fooled, but not me. If you want to play dirty and talk shit then that’s fine, but we WILL NOT tolerate cheating. SWAT keeps Outback. Nice try Golds.

That is it for this week, this post is for CPAC.

(Dear CPAC, we switched sites since some drama has been happening this past week, ending up in the loss of our old site.)